Buddy and I are HELLA bored.
A few nights ago, I was playing around with the speech command setting on my MacBook. I set the “Alert Option” to warn me right before it went into sleep mode. I decided to set the voice for “Whisper” and for it to say “Hey Baby” before going over the shut down procedure. Last night, while I was out on a walk with my friend, my roommate texted me to say that she almost pooped her pants and punched my computer when it started hitting on her.
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